My boys crack me up. They never cease to make me laugh with the crazy things that come out of their mouths. These are just a few of their recent shenanigans.
Proof that Jaxson Already Thinks Like a Man
Jaxson: "Mom, your boobies are huge."
Me: "Whaaat?"
Jaxson: "Your sunglasses. I mean your sunglasses are huge."
Proof that Eli is Still Innocent
Random Girl: "My mom's name is Melissa."
Eli: "Well, my mom's name is Mommy."
Boys Will Be Boys
Jaxson: "Eli, did you know God made everything?"
Eli: "Yep. Everything."
Jaxson: "You know what that means? It means he made our butts!"
Eli: "And our poop!"
Jaxson: "And our wieners!"
You can imagine that this went on for quite some time, and I struggled not to join in their raunchy conversation.
Lily Gaga
Jaxson: "Don't be a drag, just be a queen. Don't be a drag, just be a queen."
Me: "Oh my. Let's not sing that anymore."
Jaxson: "But, Mom, I really like Lily Gaga.
Me: "Her name is Lady Gaga, and I probably shouldn't listen to that."
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