Monday, December 12, 2011

My 12 Days of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas (of a mom to three)
by, Yours Truly

On the first day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the second day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the third day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the fourth day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the fifth day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the sixth day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the seventh day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, seven signs of sickness, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the eighth day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, eight screams and cries, seven signs of sickness, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the ninth day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, nine "I'm telling Mommy"s, eight screams and cries, seven signs of sickness, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the tenth day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, ten temper tantrums, nine "I'm telling Mommy"s, eight screams and cries, seven signs of sickness, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my kiddos gave to me, eleven "I don't want to"s, ten temper tantrums, nine "I'm telling Mommy"s, eight screams and cries, seven signs of sickness, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my kiddos gave me to, twelve nervous breakdowns, eleven "I don't want to"s, ten temper tantrums, nine "I'm telling Mommy"s, eight screams and cries, seven signs of sickness, six slimy sneezes, five stinky hugs, four sloppy kisses, three runny noses, two dirty socks and a waterfall in the bathroom sink!!!!