Excuse Me?!?!

My boys crack me up.  They never cease to make me laugh with the crazy things that come out of their mouths.  These are just a few of their recent shenanigans.

Proof that Jaxson Already Thinks Like a Man
Jaxson: "Mom, your boobies are huge."
Me:  "Whaaat?"
Jaxson:  "Your sunglasses.  I mean your sunglasses are huge."

Proof that Eli is Still Innocent
Random Girl: "My mom's name is Melissa."
Eli: "Well, my mom's name is Mommy."

Boys Will Be Boys
Jaxson: "Eli, did you know God made everything?"
Eli: "Yep.  Everything."
Jaxson: "You know what that means?  It means he made our butts!"
Eli: "And our poop!"
Jaxson: "And our wieners!"

You can imagine that this went on for quite some time, and I struggled not to join in their raunchy conversation.

Lily Gaga
Jaxson: "Don't be a drag, just be a queen.  Don't be a drag, just be a queen."
Me: "Oh my.  Let's not sing that anymore."
Jaxson: "But, Mom, I really like Lily Gaga.
Me: "Her name is Lady Gaga, and I probably shouldn't listen to that."

I'm Baaaack!

After taking more than a year off from blogging, I'm back!  It was a nice break, but I've come to realize that blogging is sort of an outlet for me.  I can use it to do all sorts of things.  I can brag about my beautiful family, praise their accomplishments, tell their funny stories or just bitch and moan about the joys of motherhood.  Whatever I'm saying, writing is somewhat therapeutic for me, so let the crazy antics begin!